I Spent 17 Minutes Researching Chris Pratt's Fiancé And This Is All I Know

courtesy usa today, don't sue me

• She's an author?
• She interned at Dove
• She had body image issues
• She worked for TJ Maxx, going around the country interviewing women?
• She is well spoken
• She learned to spell her last name in sixth grade
• Wait
• This is a weird interview?
• I'm uncomfortable?
• At first, I thought he was genuine, like he couldn't put into words what he thought of her.
• But then, he kept taking up time talking about how there wasn't enough time.
• And he said he would need to sit down and really talk about what she means to her?
• Just say you love her and she's awesome?
• Like literally just say she fits my needs: She loves Jesus, she's pretty and she laughs at my jokes.
• This was weird?
• Is anyone else watching this?
• Then when asked about wedding plans, he dashes away.
• Like he runs away.
• OK, sorry, we didn't want to talk about LEGOs for an hour?
• Just say you don't have any wedding plans yet, but you know it will be special.
• I'm distraught?