Amazing Things Found At Walmart Part I

This is a Part I because we went so late at night that apparently half of the store was closed down???? Wow, still so much exploring to do??? But also we all know I probably won't write a Part II so just live with this, ok????

BUT WOW, have any of y'all ever been to Walmart? I hadn't until my boyfriend made me go at like 11 p.m. so he could buy 2 percent milk. Honestly, that's an entire separate blog post, My Boyfriend Drinks 2 Percent Milk, What Other Qualities Make Him A Monster?

text from bf when i ran blog post idea past him hehe

BUT WOW WALMART, AMIRITE.

There are some amazing things there and this is your official guide to the Walmart in Addison on Montfort.

There is a thing that will duplicate any key in a matter of seconds

And you get to watch it! It's like going to a locksmith or whoever makes keys and watching it all work! We duplicated a key and then you get to pick what kind of design you want and I got this kitty cat design! I asked my boyfriend if you could put anything in the machine and it would duplicate it, like cheetos, shoes, him, and he said no. :(

There's this thing that will dry your phone if you ever drop it in water

We didn't try this out but wow! No more rice, amirite. I guess you literally put your toilet water-soaked iPhone in this machine and it will dry it for you and then your phone will be good as new???? I love Walmart????

Cinnamon Cheetos

WOWOWOWOWOWOW. Just when you think Walmart/Cheetos/life couldn't get any more fantastic, THERE IS A CINNAMON VERSION OF CHEETOS!!!???!!!?!?!?! I didn't buy this version because I asked my boyfriend if he would buy them for me and he said yes but then also compared me to a child, so then I was sad :( so I didn't get them. :(

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