Tay wore white to another person's wedding and I respect that

Taylor and Andrea attended Taylor's back-up singer's wedding yesterday! Congratulations to Eliotte! pic.twitter.com/CS4kHZTneY

— Taylor Swift News (@TSwiftDailyNews) April 18, 2016

For someone who has sooooo many girlfriends, this is like rule no. 1. Don't wear white to someone else's wedding.

This is Taylor's second crime in the 'being a guest to a wedding' department.

Her first one was when she was MOH at her best friend's wedding and invited a Vogue reporter along to show how down-to-earth and normal she is.

OH LOOK AT ME. I'M JUST A NORMAL MOH DOING NORMAL MOH THINGS, HERE'S MY VOGUE REPORTER, REPORTING ON HOW NORMAL I AM.

Listen. I see you, Taylor. I love pissing off brides more than anyone. It's important to remind brides that they aren't the center of the world and other, single people still have to live their lives despite their friend getting married and shouting it to everyone. But there are more discrete ways to do it than showing up in white.

Better ways to piss off brides:
When she tells you she's engaged, don't ask to see her ring. 
This will drive them crazy.

Don't buy her anything from the registry.
"Oh? You had a registry? I must have missed that. I made you a homemade sign instead."

Don't use their wedding hashtag
Take it one step further and make up your own wedding hashtag for them.

Don't like their engagement photos on FB
"I didn't see it. Did you post it?"

Show up late

Make it about you

Hit on her dad

Hit on the groom

Ask if the flowers are real

Dress slutty

Get drunk before the ceremony

Take selfies the entire night and never ask her to be in a pic

Pass out during the ceremony because you locked your knees

Rearrange decorations

Kidnap a groomsmen

Complain about weddings
"This is such a waste of money. Could've gone on a really nice vacation or bought a nice car."

Kill the groom
Go all out. Really piss her off.

Also this video has nothing to do with this blog post, but please watch.